Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
jennotjennifer: Chipotle sounds fabulous right now.
don't start this with me.
Friend: Mulan isn't even a princess.
Dishonor on you!
Dishonor on your whole family!
Dishonor on your life!
Dishonor on your face!
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.