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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.

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jennotjennifer: Chipotle sounds fabulous right now.

Jan 1st

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don't start this with me.

Friend: Mulan isn't even a princess.
Me: Dishonor!
 Dishonor on you!
 Dishonor on your whole family!
 Dishonor on your life!
 Dishonor on your face!
 DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!

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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com